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my crush

An amazing boy at bhms but I moved so DM me for his name!
My crush is... DM me for more!
by Uglychick!... July 7, 2016
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Facebook Crush

When friends incessantly comment on each other's posts even though they don't really know each other that well.
Man 1: I just went to the Chelsea Flower Show and wish I had a big garden!
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...
by FBPundant October 9, 2011
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lesgirl crush

When a female obsesses on another females life so much...
Queistioning their sexuality big time!
Mary: Oh that lola is on fb saying this
And she on twitter saying this
And she on bebo sayin this
And she on MySpace saying this...

Anna: omg are you like...stalking her with that lesgirl crush talk?

Mary: yea the bitch is all that...I think about her 24/7 I Have a lesgirl crush!

Anna: wow girl you need rehab!
by raneat February 26, 2014
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gang crush

An instantaneous crush on more girls at the same time, but only works when they are both together.
"Oh man, I have the biggest gang crush on Jessie and Morgan"
"Bradley is Gang Crushing after seeing that post of Jessie and Jamie tripin'"
by Onerepublic_Brad April 22, 2014
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Crush Whore

When a boy or girl get excessively obsessed over every attractive person that passes by and has a crush on all of them.
"You know that new kid?" "Yeah, the huge crush whore right"
by elephantitis April 15, 2014
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crush goggles

For when a person has a "crush" on a person and then starts seeing that person as faultless or perfect normally seen also in New relationships or "honeymoon goggles".
She sees him so perfectly must be crush goggles
by hello the idiot that use this November 27, 2014
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Crush crack

The breaking point to wich the lines of friendship and romance in a relationship between two people are blurred to complete utter confusion resulting in frustration, IE: vague text replys, mixed signals, and lack of acknowledgment for the other person on an affectionate level. This is usually in the case of having a crush on an individual who's ambiguous responses leave the other individual riddled with hormonal rage till they flip either their shit or dignity to somehow save face before falling victim to the friend zone, thus leading to a climax of arguing, interrogation or abandonment of an ambiguous crush, thus cracking under pressure.
John: hey how's that thing going with Sally?

James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back

John: sounds like you had Crush Crack
by Atticus Bukowski November 16, 2013
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