Cop

Someone on the newtopian discord server who only says “Oh” and “…” with the name cop or coprton.

Person 1:”hey do you know cop?”
Person 2: “ that one person in the newtopians discord server that says “…” or “Oh” ?”
Person 1: “ yeah that guy”

by Dee💗 October 2, 2022

artificial cop

Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.

That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.

Artificial cop.

by europopian August 26, 2009

Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car

“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”

by Ephless April 25, 2024

Cops

Known for their love of donuts and overpolicing black and brown neighborhoods.

“Cops just stopped me on the way to work. I hate pigs.”

by BRUHHHHHHHH? July 7, 2020

cop chop

A phrase used to tell someone to do something, while at the same time warn that the cops are nearby.

Guy 1: Dude, there's some fuzz up ahead! Hide the weed!
Guy 2: Flip a bitch! cop chop!

by TuckerTrash25 December 10, 2017

copping buddy

Someone you can get high with like if u smoke meth or heroin but u don't wanna do it alone because doing it alone feels scummy plus it's good to have someone there to hold u back if u go crazy so u both get high together and are copping buddies

"She's not my bitch were just copping buddys"

by MethKitty February 5, 2014

Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.

Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.

by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023