misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting

(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"

by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009

Cookies and Cream

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.

I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.

by lemnefresh July 10, 2010

Taking Cookies

Attaining the wanted object from an opponent in any type of athletic event, especially soccer and basketball. When attempting to attain said object it is common to utter the phrase, "Cookie cookie cookie!" as the Cookie Monster from Sesame St. often exclaimed.

"Damn he stole the ball right off his foot!"
"Yeah, he's been taking cookies all night!"

by Crusticles January 18, 2012

tough cookies

Replying with the phrase "tough cookies" to a statement, is a way of displaying your sympathy in a young hip manor.

See also "Tough luck".

A: "My mom just died."
B: "Tough cookies."

by William M Price January 3, 2008

Sticky Cookie

The cookie that you make by cuming inside a bowl of warm cookie dough, baking it at a steaming 350 degrees and making your bitch eat it

Jessica: I'm feeling pretty hungry.
Alice: Tom makes some pretty incredible sticky cookies.

by MamaWhalter$$ October 8, 2014

Pink cookie

Pink cookie is a pussy that is wet and horny.....

THIS DUDE WAS WATCHIN PORN AND HE SHOVED HIS DICK IN IN HER TIGHT ASS PINK COOKIE!

by TTttightpussy March 14, 2018

cookies burning

A woman's vagina is often referred to as "the cookie" but I believe a woman's anatomy has many "cookies" or "sweet treats" if you will. When a woman says she’s got cookies burning, she means that her "cookies" or "sweet treats" burn with desire for the object of her affection.

That man has got my cookies burning! Someone get me a fire extinguisher!

by Platinum Punanny February 7, 2017