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Cookie Cat

An ice cream cookie that left his family behind
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lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.
"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."
by Delaneymeno September 8, 2016
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Moonlight cookie

A gorgeous sparkling cookie, she is one of the legendarys in cookie run.
Damn moonlight cookie must have it down bad for seafairy.🌝
by nopeNotTodayShawty November 23, 2021
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misfortune cookie

Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting
(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"
by Ambient Guerilla November 19, 2009
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Taking Cookies

Attaining the wanted object from an opponent in any type of athletic event, especially soccer and basketball. When attempting to attain said object it is common to utter the phrase, "Cookie cookie cookie!" as the Cookie Monster from Sesame St. often exclaimed.
"Damn he stole the ball right off his foot!"
"Yeah, he's been taking cookies all night!"
by Crusticles January 18, 2012
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Cookies and Cream

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.
I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.
by lemnefresh July 10, 2010
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tough cookies

Replying with the phrase "tough cookies" to a statement, is a way of displaying your sympathy in a young hip manor.

See also "Tough luck".
A: "My mom just died."
B: "Tough cookies."
by William M Price January 3, 2008
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