Condom

Something that Mexicans don’t know how to put on

Juan: “Maria, how do I use a condom?” Maria: “I don’t fucking know just rawdog it

by The Elder Council February 25, 2024

Meat Condom

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.

I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.

by Pepperoni hanger baby November 5, 2017

knitted condom

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is

He’s as useful as a knitted condom

by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022

Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.

Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.

by Kelhonson June 20, 2016

Condom

Condom is the name of conan gray's fandom. It is a mix of the word fandom and Conan. Fandom + Conan = Condom. Conans fans would be called condoms.

Me: Hey! have you listened to overdrive? it's so good!

Condom: YES! I know right!

Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?

Condom: Yes! of course, I am!

by nooneneedsjerry March 4, 2021

condom

a sock for a penis

Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.

by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019

Condom Sewer

A girl who was formerly called a thot is now called a condom Sewer. As coined on internet famous stlr media... entertainment with no ceilings!!

That girl Candy Cane really gets around she's a total condom Sewer.

by Scamtram January 5, 2018