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Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.
College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?
by Adelphian January 26, 2014
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commander of all clits

To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other
Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.
by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014
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Communist Friday

A day for communism because Friday is an uphill struggle and the weekend is always an anti-climax
"It's Communist Friday today, better get the manifesto out."
by stegosaurussss November 21, 2014
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Commander Dan

Someone who sits around and is obliviouse to what is going on around them and then mentions a topic that has already been talked about
We talked about that twenty minutes ago Charles, you'r such a Commander Dan!
by Superknox1andonly December 22, 2014
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community ass nigga

a guy that's for everybody, has multiple sex partners & will fuck anybody no matter the circumstances, with no care in the world
You Terence he cute " girl trust me he may be cute but he for anybody, community ass nigga
by FactsStated15 August 5, 2015
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common lesbian

A stereotypical lesbian that is very cliche and fits all the stereotypes. This term can be applied to men and women to describe their looks and their daily habit. It's basically a bit of banter between friends.
Guy1: ' Hey, what are you doing with your hair'
Guy2: 'Just being a common lesbian'
Guy1:'ok'
by Madcon February 27, 2016
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Common white girl

Any girl generally in America who is obsessed with these things:
-starbucks
-uggs
-iphone/ipad
-nike

-vera bradley
-use of the word "YAAAAAS"

-use of the words "i can't even"

-selfies

-selfie sticks
-instagram
-twitter
-constantly posting on snapchat
Common white girl:

Why is there such a long line at starbucks? They are all white girls.
by Swagger200000 August 24, 2016
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