Clam breather

a blow job with a twist..... the person giving the head has a mouth full of egg salad.

Aw man my girl got kinky last night. She gave me a clam breather, extra paprika.

by ShanikwaWashington July 7, 2008

clam

A fucking annoying piece of shit human being

Carl: Look I just want the fucking clam dead okay, no fancy shit.

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Prisoner: Jason was a cocksucking clam, he fucking deserved it

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

Road Clam

Fellatio on a female while she is driving.

If you want a ride to work, I better be getting some road clam on the way.

by Jamaica and Edmundo September 14, 2011

clam drum

a vagina; the female version of skinflute

"Next time he asks you if you play the skinflute, say 'No I bang on the Clam Drum' duh!"

by Söy May 14, 2005

clam-shell

The female version of batwings

When the two vaginal lips are stuck to each leg and spread open like a clam shell

"dude check out that clam-shell on the chick over there."

"Ugh... Veronica, I can't where short skirts in this heat, I might get a clam-shell."

by ryanWILL January 4, 2012

Bearded Clam

When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.

Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...

by KLynne February 13, 2014

Jam out with your clam out

The female equivalent to "rock out with your cock out".

Rachel: Like OMG Carissa! Miley's new song is on the radio!

Carissa: Come on! Jam out with your clam out!

by Chasie poo September 14, 2013