Chocolate Toothbrush

A common act between gay males, when one man's rectum is full of shit the other pummels his anus with his dick, thus getting it covered in chocolate. The first man then kneels down and brushes his teeth with his new chocolate tooth brush

Elliott: Damn man I forgot to bring my toothbrush to this man only sleepover

Robbie: Dont worry Kingy wait till you need to shit then I'll give you a chocolate toothbrush

Elliott: Thanks mate, I love it when you slam into my arse

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

chocolate doghouse

After dumping a huge load of shit in the john, you jam a girls head in the toilet and fuck her in the butt. when you are about to blow your load you pull her head up and go in her mouth, punch her in the face and then give her a swirly.

I gave monica a nasty chocolate doghouse last night, and then she puked on me.

by Feason February 1, 2007

chocolate turkey

When a person visiting for the holidays turns the water off to the toilet and flushes to leave the bowl dry. They then leave a large fecies in the bowl, shut the lid and walk away.

While visiting my girlfriends parents for the holidays I left them a chocolate turkey 15 minutes before we departed.

by Englebert November 10, 2008

Chocolate LeClair

an unspeakable sexual act to only be preformed by professionals

last night i tried the chocolate leclair on a chick and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan September 25, 2008

Chocolate blueberry smoothie

This is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman's pussy, you shove them in a guy or girl's brown star. You then proceed to pound your cock in and out of the asshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with poop. After the dude blows his load inside the ass, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.

"It's a good thing my girlfriend likes anal, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies I love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago."

by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008

chocolate orange

When a slice of orange is interted into the anus as a prank; preferably of the mandarin or satsuma variety.

"Hey, man, you got any of those little oranges?"
"No, dude, why?"
"Ed's passed-out in the back. Chocolate orange!"

by Alan O'Neil March 4, 2007

Chocolate Rainbow

When a canadian sucks your dick after letting you have anal sex with him/her.

Khavar gave me a great chocolate rainbow.

by random_kharn March 12, 2011