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Chinese Medicine Man

When a female uses her left hand to cup the balls while massaging the butthole with her middle finger. Then with her right hand strokes the cock. While all this is going on she still has her mouth wrapped around the wang.
by Private Bailey February 18, 2009
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Chinese Death Grip

When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.
Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!
by JesusFish666 July 28, 2010
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Chinese Green House

When a man sneaks up behind an asian woman tending to her garden and fucks her doggy style.
Sebastian- Hey Derrik, check out this white stuff in the soil.

Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.

Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener

Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with
by sacrifice snuggle August 10, 2010
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Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}
"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."
by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013
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Chinese Finger Trap

When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D
Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.
by Bacminecrafter October 25, 2016
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Chinese Death Stare

When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.

Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.
Dude 1 : Man, i am so creeped out. I got the Chinese death stare yesterday!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!
by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018
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Chinese Garbage Picker

When a native kid chills inside of a garbage can and searches it.
1: Theres a random wannabe chinese kid in my trash can
2: CHINESE GARBAGE PICKER ALERT
by A gora pakora June 20, 2018
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