bearing a child

when a guy is preforming anal intercourse and when he pulls out his wiener a poop nugget falls out (resembling after birth).
lisa has beared a child many a time.
by sab dad June 19, 2004
mugGet the bearing a childmug.

man child

Someone who hits puberty really early and is like 11 butt looks 15
"See that kid over there with the big muscles and armpit hair and a beard?"
"Yeah?"
"He's eleven!"
"what a man child!"
by Will Hubbard September 16, 2005
mugGet the man childmug.

Child Predator

Chad, Hunter & Shane from “Ohio Valley Pedo’s”, a social media group where they go around touching kids.
Child: Ahhhh!! It’s The Ohio valley pedos!!! Run!!!!
Mom: Who are they???
Child: They are going to touch me and rape me!!! They are child predators!!
Mom: lol rip have fun x
by ohiovalleypedos July 9, 2019
mugGet the Child Predatormug.

Child Labor

1. A show on broadway about cats trafficing cocaine while touching martha stewart's taint.
2. The little nome that lives between samantha McAvoy's breasts.
anthony: " Watup little child labor? are they clean today? shizzam"
by Stacia Perry Eaton February 10, 2004
mugGet the Child Labormug.
Someone that is grown on the surface, but is a child and a clown beneath the surface facade.
The reverse man child/girl child looked and sounded serious, but really he/she took nothing seriousy and held nothing sacred.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
mugGet the Reverse man child/girl childmug.

man child

An boy aged between 12 and 16 whose face has outgrown his body during adolescence, resulting in the awkward imbalance of having a man's face on a boy's body. Man children are invariably no taller than 5'7'' and are sometimes (not exclusively) afflicted with severe acne which extends to the chest and back. Man children are usually quiet and shy in social situations.
Person 1: "hey quick look across the road there's a man child, a real goodin"

Person 2: "Mate, wicked man child spot! Why do you reckon they always wear cargo shorts?"

Person 1: "Hmm?"
by Johnny_Bhoy March 18, 2011
mugGet the man childmug.

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