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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

paint to the carpet

it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.

today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.

by fizarolii February 5, 2022

shrinkwrapping carpet

Performing cunnilingus vigorously.

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.

by qwrrty May 10, 2019

angry carpet

when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it

i had an angry carpet lolly

by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023

Dirty Carpet

Verb; The Act of rolling shit under ones Vagina

I just Gave my girlfriend a dirty Dirty carpet.

by The dirty dinosaur June 16, 2011

carpet snatcher

A a lesbian that targets straight women in a relationship in an attempt to turn them gay.

The girl I dated in highschool is now a lesbian that tried to get my girlfriend to hangout with her all the time to turn her gay. She's a carpet snatcher.

by Mike D Roach February 2, 2024

Carpet muncher

Someone who drives a Subaru

Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester

by Lesbianqueeeen November 16, 2021