When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022
Get the Dave Cannonmug. Bullet cannon is what a toilet sees after you scoff down too many pigs n blankets and sweaty chicken legs on Christmas Day.
Joel pulls down his white Calvin klein boccys in the staff toilets and shreds his bullet cannon at maximum velocity, a staff member catches this and shouts ewwwwww stenchy bullet cannon, Joel u are a dirty tramp!!!
by Banging and hanging December 11, 2024
Get the bullet cannonmug. The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.
by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022
Get the Twin cannonsmug. Cannon is a amazing person, and is always there for you when you need them! They also have the fattest ass. They are the best boyfriend to have they will make any other man that sees them jealous. They are caring and loving. And can keep secrets and will also make you laugh when you need it
Cannon is the best person alive!
by Chloebiggersc October 3, 2021
Get the Cannonmug. by TheWh1teSh4dow November 4, 2025
Get the Confetti Cannonmug. The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.
"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."
by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020
Get the granny cannonmug. by Chlamydia228 May 20, 2018
Get the Flesh Cannonmug.