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Browning 

While making a Bowel Movement, the act of pushing out a particularly difficult piece of shit much like in giving birth when the baby is crowning in this case the shit would be, hence the term "browning"
After Metcalfe had been constipated for weeks, when she finally went to make a bowel movement, it felt like she was browning for at least 3 minutes.
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Charlie Browning It 

When a girl is going down on you and being very vocal about it, she is "Charlie Browning it". Named as such because a woman with a mouthful of meat sounds an awful lot like Charlie Brown's parents and teacher.Can also be used to describe whorish behavior just short of public sexual acts....
"Man that bitch was totally Charlie Browning It!"

Down Towner Browner 

really really dirty brown cheap ass marijuana beotch
$15 bucks for a ounce beotch.u know its that down towner browner beotch!

Browning the beef 

Browning the beef is slang for anal sex.
Dude did you hear about David? Apparently he's into Browning the beef
Browning the beef by Molly Nielsen November 4, 2014

Atomic Browneye 

When a hottie is riding ur cock hot and hard,she take it all the way inside of her pussy,like to the hilt!!!Then she rips a big ole' fart!Sending tremors down on ur balls!!!
Last night right before I filled her up with my load Jenni hit me with the Atomic Browneye!!!!

Ryan Browning

The act of driving around with your gas light consistently on and/or putting as little money into your gas tank as possible.
My gas light just came on, I should stop and put 37 cents in so I'm not out here Ryan Browning it
Ryan Browning by Mfusco78 August 16, 2017

brownbeard

much like a dirty sanchez, it is when fecal matter is applied to the face in such a way it covers the entire lower jaw and upper lip. it is also typically applied by pirates (homosexual or not) to other sleeping pirates/crewmates/scurvy dogs as a joke. it is punishable by having to walk the plank, getting the shit beaaten out of you, or recieving a brownbeard in an act of revenge from the victim.
"yaaaarrrrr, captain, i gave steve a brownbeard last night! he has no idea!" this is followed by plankwalking and "aaaars" of disapproval, or a hearty round of pirate laughter.
brownbeard by quintin pruett August 8, 2006