Brain Bleach

Ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, resulting in inability to remember events after ingestion. Experienced brain-bleachers will later try to piece the night's events together by looking at sent texts, talking to friends, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, remember when you started a fight club last night across from the cop shop? That was awesome!

Guy 2: I wish I did, but i blacked out. Everclear is brain bleach for me.

by jewannabe July 5, 2009

Brain Ache

When your brain starts to ache due to stress on your eyes.

If you try look at the back of your neck for about 15 seconds you will experience one.

They are fucking annoying.

Thought: Hey what's that lump on the back of my neck? I'll just check

15 seconds later

Brain Ache! Fuck that feels annoying!

by RoadkillSkip August 22, 2009

brain farct

Do not remember stuff
Even forget names
Never remember dates
I sometimes forget my age
Seldomly remember old class mates names
Entirely forget who chris is

I had a brain farct when trying to think of an example

by Best Tech Ever May 25, 2010

lazy brain

of or refering to a person who, if they wanted to, could summon up the mental capacity to think properly, but won't even try.

Craig; "Jeez Joe, my roommate Still can't figure out how to work the TiVo"

Joe; "Well, I'm sure he not THAT stupid, probably just a lazy brain."

by Joe Henkelman October 4, 2006

brain

When a male grabs one of his testacles and gently squeezes so that the ball sack is tight around the testicle hence looking like a human brain.

Tom:Gee pat do you know what a brain looks like?
Pat:Why no i don't.
*Tom acts out the definition given*
Tom:Look
Pat:Oh right cool, nice one

(Awkward silence)

by Tomend and Pat August 19, 2007

bobinski

a group of teens coming from different schools in one area of queens. they all think they're better then other kids and hold big group bonfires every once and so often in random places. the guys are mostly assholes or gay and the girls are nice and pretty. they have inside jokes and say to anyone not a bobinski that that is the reason why they don't understand them. yes, they can be classified as a gang because they're extremely dangerous.

"god i can't believe matt and brian bobinski had anal last night"
" YEAH MAN, THAT WAS SO GAY "

or

" tom bobinski is the biggest meanie of them all "
" yeah, i totally didn't understand what he was saying and didn't care after he said i wouldn't understand it because i wasn't in the bobinskis ".

by bobinski hater. May 2, 2009

Brain Freeze

Brain Freeze is getting a suddenly high-pitched ache in the upper part of the throat (Nearly in the head) because of consumming too quickly a cold drink or a cold food. The pain stays for about 30 seconds, but it's intense cold makes you feel like your brain is going into hypothermia and die.

Therefore, there is no need for Aspirin or calling 911 as it will go away soon.

Henry: Let's have a Slush drinking contest!
Bob: Alright! 3, 2, 1, DRINK!

*Both drinks like they were in need of weed*

(10 seconds later)

Henry: URRGH! MY HEAD!!!!!
Bob: Brain Freeze!!

by ThunderBlog March 16, 2010