gary brandon

He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.
Man, that Gary Brandon dude is cool.
by Km$ney May 17, 2018
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brandon deel

brandon deel is chicken shit
by JD Horn March 22, 2018
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Brandon Taylor

One Righteous Dude who is a total stud that is respected by all that is good and Eminently feared by all that is evil.
When I grow up I don’t want to be a firefighter, or a policeman, or an astronaut, I want to be a Brandon Taylor.
by The wise And All Knowing September 09, 2019
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Pulling a Brandon

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.
He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?
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Brandon Vince

The name of someone who enjoys eating the contents of his pencil case, to prove that turtles are weak.
Brandon Vince is eating a ruler agen.
by PinkCorgi121 November 23, 2021
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Brandon Jaffray

The most gingerest looking cunt in the Highlands.
Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.
by Autistic Asexual From Scotland October 16, 2020
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Brandon Play

When a person does something so questionable, so baffling that there's no other word to describe that action besides using the person's name.
While playing League of Legends Why did you try to fight the first dragon when we have no vision, no mid, and bot prio? You just pulled a Brandon play
by Agent 090 November 02, 2022
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