When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.
by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019
Get the Pulling a Brandonmug. He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.
by Km$ney June 6, 2018
Get the gary brandonmug. The name of someone who enjoys eating the contents of his pencil case, to prove that turtles are weak.
by PinkCorgi121 November 23, 2021
Get the Brandon Vincemug. To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20
I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy
by Sandman September 14, 2018
Get the Brandon McCarthymug. Hey! Were you just talking to Brandon LeRoy? Yeah, he was going over his plan to combat racism by 2021!
by CombatorOfRacism_9 December 8, 2019
Get the Brandon LeRoymug. awesome guy that loves metal. has long hair and can play guitar very well. often optimistic. doesn't love easily, but when he does it's usually for a long time.
by !cubley! May 22, 2011
Get the Brandon Cubleymug. You see that guy on Snapchat posting mirror selfies with the caption “I can’t take mirror selfies 😭😭” and replying to everyone saying “bet” he’s a real Brandon Hernes
by Ideate May 9, 2018
Get the brandon hernesmug.