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Blood

Blood= tha real muthafucKin g'5 of tha 5outh5ide, north5ide, we5t5ide, nd ea5t5ide. They rep the 5-point cKrown a5tro 5tar my nigga.
Let it rain,
Let it driP,
Bu5t a cKrip,in hi5 liP,
let him hoBBle,
let him diP,
kill a cKrip with one cKliP,
let it rain,
let it flood,
kill a cKrip not a Blood.
BBBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTTT

cK all day every muthafucKin day i5 how we do it in the AGP set (americKan gang5ter Piru5) down hurr holdin it down in B-town.

cKraB5 aint nuthin But gumBo ingredients.
by BiG E- AGP set July 16, 2008
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blood

This lil blood nigga aproach me last night.
by Redrum December 8, 2002
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half blood prince

1)writer of a book that harry potter uses to do well in his potions class. the half blood prince wrote the book in his youth at hogwarts, and is actually snape.

2)title of the long awaited 6th harry potter book by j.k rowling, released on the 16th of july 2005.
1) "dude, who knew snape was the half blood prince eh?"

2) "omg half blood prince is out in 3 days!"
by mintypingu September 13, 2005
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Blood Cougher

Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.

Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.
"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."
by Anonystoner September 3, 2009
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Love Blood

The blood that results on your boxers after fucking your girlfriend while she's on her period.
"What the fuck is that red shit on your boxers?"
"Oh, that's just some love blood, man."
by I <3 Marx February 22, 2010
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blood shweef

During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.
"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
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blood quarf

During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood
"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
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