penis bird

The name for an origami bird with a paper 'tail' that protrudes in the wrong direction making it more akin to a huge penis.

Perhaps an attempt at a joke by the sex deprived creators of the origami instructions.

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by penny21 April 9, 2009

bird-doggin

Intensely looking for some chicks; preferably in a convertible.

"Hey Tom, let's hop in the convertible and go bird-doggin' down by the beach.

by Brennan G May 22, 2007

the birds and the bees

How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.

Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.

by calandale November 17, 2014

ya bird

Originating from an advertisement for an “urban” (black) clothing store, this play on the question “ya heard?” has quickly become a phenomenon. The deliver of this immortal line is asking the receiver if he understands the deliverer’s preceding remarks. It is understood to be an inquiry, but due to the sheer force of the query , an exclamation point is often substituted for the grammatically “correct” question mark.

"I'm fixing to head south this weekend YA BIRD!"
"yes I understand"

by roflcotermeister July 25, 2006

twirly bird

A sexual position used often. Where the male, is lieing on his back and the female, while riding the male, twirls in a circular motion and does a complete 360 keeping the penis inside her vagina the whole time.

Do the twirly bird bitch! Do it now! YEEAAAAA!

by gizzem June 26, 2005

birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

Whirly Bird

The action of pulling off a used condom after sexual intercourse and spinning it in a propeller-like motion, and then proceeding to slap one's partner across the face with it (likely breaking the condom and spewing its contents across his/her face.)

Yo Louis you shoulda seen it last night man, after we finished banging we fell asleep, and I woke her up the next day with a whirly bird. It was Epic!

by Clamp Norris May 27, 2010