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penis bird

The name for an origami bird with a paper 'tail' that protrudes in the wrong direction making it more akin to a huge penis.

Perhaps an attempt at a joke by the sex deprived creators of the origami instructions.
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by penny21 April 9, 2009
mugGet the penis birdmug.

birds nest

The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.
"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."
by sressler December 26, 2006
mugGet the birds nestmug.

bird-doggin

Intensely looking for some chicks; preferably in a convertible.
"Hey Tom, let's hop in the convertible and go bird-doggin' down by the beach.
by Brennan G May 22, 2007
mugGet the bird-dogginmug.

the birds and the bees

How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.
Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.
by calandale November 17, 2014
mugGet the the birds and the beesmug.

ya bird

Originating from an advertisement for an “urban” (black) clothing store, this play on the question “ya heard?” has quickly become a phenomenon. The deliver of this immortal line is asking the receiver if he understands the deliverer’s preceding remarks. It is understood to be an inquiry, but due to the sheer force of the query , an exclamation point is often substituted for the grammatically “correct” question mark.
"I'm fixing to head south this weekend YA BIRD!"
"yes I understand"
by roflcotermeister July 25, 2006
mugGet the ya birdmug.

twirly bird

A sexual position used often. Where the male, is lieing on his back and the female, while riding the male, twirls in a circular motion and does a complete 360 keeping the penis inside her vagina the whole time.
by gizzem June 26, 2005
mugGet the twirly birdmug.

birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids
by Evil Tim October 13, 2003
mugGet the birds and the beesmug.

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