cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 12, 2020

Fireballing yourself

Pouring down hot sauce into the urethra of the male penis, jerking off and cumming on one's own face. Covering one's own face with semen and hot sauce.

Would you rather outrages statement?

-You should be Fireballing yourself.

by FlopsieIsMyHero January 09, 2024

Go golf yourself

Jump in a hole.

Golf ? Go golf yourself !

by Easyphaee July 03, 2019

Megamind yourself

To fake your own death

The good guy in megamind faked his own death. He killed himself was to megamind yourself

by Metro mans wifey August 02, 2019

zero yourself

a way to tell people to kill themselves

person 1: "thanks"
person 2: "zero yourself dumbass retard"

by nexbo January 19, 2023

Tibble yourself

pre-empting a major gambling addiction.

You need to Tibble yourself mate

by Tibble April 17, 2020

keep your face to yourself

Someone that’s kissing or trying to kiss another person. Keep your face away.

He always tried to smooch my girl. Bro just keep your face to yourself .

by Realbossish January 17, 2020