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.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.
.9.you want to hold your sensuality and sexuality yourself within a gauge form. I will show you something.9.
by Adujasty343 August 23, 2025
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drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
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to buffoon and cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society
by Sexydimma January 4, 2015
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In the year of 2019 also known as the second year of the pre Ethan era (pee for short) the gang were playing some pubg. They threw sand clod at each other and Scott and Devin got into a fight about if an sand clod hit him or not. After two minutes define faggot ass left so zach, being a great person sent Devin a picture of a sand clod and a baby crying. Then Devin showing his great respect for life replied "you should seriously consider killing yourself." He then got back in the call 10 minutes later because he has no shame. Shout out to Devin and Zach to losing to opens btw.
The great kill yourself incident of 2019 really messed with me, it was so deep.
by Ibryoboi August 20, 2022
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Outswiped yourself

When the actual content of a dating profile intensifies the first impression.
You’ve outswiped yourself here, might just be too attractive for your own good.
by DCGrin December 20, 2017
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GO FUCK YOURSELF

The intended response to a failing grade.
Okay Thomas, you scored an F on your test.
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
by GO FK YOURSELF May 26, 2023
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I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.
Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?
by keyboard8 August 19, 2024
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