Tight-in-a-Barrel

A word like cool and awesome but is very original...

I am SO Tight-in-a-Barrel!
Whoa...That girl is TIGHT-in-a-barrel

by Philly May 21, 2004

Bartel

To spill food or drink on your shirt,pants or car

Fuck Man I just dumped half my coffee on my shirt . Dude I hate when I bartel myself.

by ba5tard December 7, 2011

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells

A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells in a nutshell
Black Rubber Cock Murder Weapon thats all you need to know

by The Man Who Fist Small Animals May 4, 2010

Gel braceletes

I just like to wear the caues ...THEY ROCK! i usually get bored in class so i play with them i wear black blue and clear and 1 orange. i only think of the clear ones in a sexual way. they mean anything but i would never take it too far just hugs and a kiss.other then that they just plain rock out loud.

if someone comes up to me and snaps my clear bracelets and asks for head or a fuck. HA its not going to happen

by michelle November 29, 2003

cracker barrel

An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.

"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"

by skinnybeast420 July 16, 2014

jelly bracelets

I've never even heard of people using them as 'sex' bracelets. I've heard them called it before but never actually used. Most people just use them as friendship bracelets or an acessory..

I wear two linked together everyday...normally black or red. This doesn't mean ANYTHING to me. I mean sometimes my friends and I will be stupid adn break each others...but we don't use it as more than a friendship thing..tying a knot in it for each person to help snap it making a wish as you knot it. It's stupid whoever is using them for sex.

by Brit December 23, 2003

jelly bracelets

Well, at my school, if you give a jelly bracelet to a boyfriend/girlfriend and he/she breaks it, you have to have sex. It's very entertaining when you're bored..*cough*

There is no example here except that I gave one to a friend, not thinking anything of it, and he brakes it. Imagine what happened later that night...

by Rachel December 23, 2003