by Oldmanhambone9 May 01, 2021
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by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017
WHen two or more Austins meet each other, the two most stick together no matter what. They most leave for each other and take over the world
Austin: I love my girlfriend, but I must go date the other Austin:
Random guy: why can’t you stay with your girlfriend?
Austin: because if the Austin Code
Guy: sorry man that sucks
Austin: yeah it’s okay.
Random guy: why can’t you stay with your girlfriend?
Austin: because if the Austin Code
Guy: sorry man that sucks
Austin: yeah it’s okay.
by Aj_1999 December 03, 2018
Fucking sexiest mother fucker there is has a huge dick and fucks hard but is gentle loving and shy untill you get to know him;)
by Paedro April 08, 2014
A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!
by Marlin man March 23, 2017
The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 15, 2025