Twat Leak

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.

I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .

Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o

by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011

Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

by jagerhall August 5, 2019

twat tart

the foul and/or nasty, crusty residue in a females panties

she forgot to do laundry and had to wear the same panties, which contained a little twat tart.

by panfried June 25, 2009

prosti-twat

A young girl, simular to a prosti-tot but even more whorish.

A girl who is sleeping with a person for money, just not fully professional yet.

Whats Grandpa Jim doing with that prosti-twat from my class.

by J-DUB1890 May 15, 2010

twat puffer

one (male or female) whom enjoys the act of puffing or lightly blowing into a twat.

Yo mayne, you see that girl lightly blowin twat last night?!" "Shit son i knew i saw a twat puffer i think it was EMILY NEWMAN

by #1TWAT SQUAD July 23, 2011

an ugly twat

The ultimate insult of somebodies Character, looks and intelligence. Usually said behind the persons back.

Almost always prefaced by she or he's such a...

Ugly refers to their looks. Twat refers to the fact they come across as obnoxious or dumb. Often both.

Robert: Did you hear I went out with Mary last week?

Eric : Really? Mary? She's such an ugly twat.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018