twat tart

the foul and/or nasty, crusty residue in a females panties

she forgot to do laundry and had to wear the same panties, which contained a little twat tart.

by panfried June 25, 2009

an ugly twat

The ultimate insult of somebodies Character, looks and intelligence. Usually said behind the persons back.

Almost always prefaced by she or he's such a...

Ugly refers to their looks. Twat refers to the fact they come across as obnoxious or dumb. Often both.

Robert: Did you hear I went out with Mary last week?

Eric : Really? Mary? She's such an ugly twat.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

Dick Twat

Stupid or obnoxious dick

You’re a dick twat!

by Flickerflacker January 11, 2018

Twat Leak

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.

I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .

Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o

by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011

twat mop

n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.

May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.

R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.

by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010

prosti-twat

A young girl, simular to a prosti-tot but even more whorish.

A girl who is sleeping with a person for money, just not fully professional yet.

Whats Grandpa Jim doing with that prosti-twat from my class.

by J-DUB1890 May 15, 2010