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Alex

The dumbass kid who sits in the back off class and fails every test but manages to pass.
“Alex! You’re slacking off again! You have F’s in every class!”
by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020
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Alex

Alex’s are usually huge skanks who will try to sleep with everyone around them regardless of whether or not they are already dating someone
i cant believe that your boyfriend cheated on you, what a fucken alex
by MarriedMystic July 12, 2019
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Alex

Alex is a boy who likes to milk it and loves glaze.
Alex got glazed by his cop friend.

Alex milks the work day.

Alex milks his drivers.
by Prymvis October 1, 2018
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Alex

A guy who loves to fingerblast girls without even introducing himself. Reckons he's top dog at pulling the girls, but is actually more like a Steerment.
That blokes just tried to pull that bird by sticking his fingers in her front bum. He didn't even speak to her or offer her a drink. What an alex!!
by White-Wolf September 20, 2017
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Alex

Alex- A name that normally is meant for the name Alexander. Alex is: kind-hearted, mature (sometimes), athletic, smart, humorise guy. He may come off awkward at first but once you really get to know him, he's one hell of friend. This guy will leave a mark on you because he was so: charming, gentleman, strong-willed, and straight up awesome. He is a once in a life time person, once you know him hang on to him. Now if you're friends with an Alex he's opened up a bit, at this phase he is: protective, funnier, loyal, warm-hearted, a bit of a riot, mannered, and willing. Knowing all this Alex sounds like a god mostly mistaken for one. Now Alex's can look how ever they want, they are: Very tall, the best smile, attractive, into beanies (some at least), and buff shoulders. Now I could be wrong but I have met three Alex's in my life and this is them. They're someone you can talk to without it being awkward, he will listen to you hours on end no matter what. Alex is one to keep your heart close to, because once he has you as his friend he's normally saying good things about you. He'd never betray you and he will never forget you, just knowing he could be friends with him already changes his life. For Alex is one of a kind and there is no one like you already know or in furture time. He also has a really big dick also known as a megaladong
Alex is a god
by Big kid123 May 24, 2021
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Alex

Alex is usually a hot fucking dude with a six pack who will break your heart eventually but it doesn't matter because either one of you will come crawling back.. Alex is the kind of guy you wish you could have with you for the rest of your life but if he hurts you you will probably cry yourself to sleep .
Alex cheated on me, Im probably gonna slit my wrist tonight.
by www.mcdonalds.com September 14, 2018
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Alex

Damn Alex is lookin kinda homosexual today
by Tony the cat April 20, 2022
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