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Wifey Level

A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.
1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.

2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.

3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?

Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.
by Not_Tyler207 March 1, 2022
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Next level

If you let a bunch of 5 year olds to play flappy bird and then ask them to write a song without looking at each other’s work and gave it to Lee Sooman without mixing it for the first comeback of his newest kpop girl group
Have you listened to listened to next level by aespa
by Hamster wheel May 17, 2021
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Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
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helmet level activity

yo bro i smoked a fat doob im on some helmet level activity
by The gasser August 10, 2021
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ON THE LEVEL

A GARBAGE TRUCK 4213 comes along and 'I say good morning , they return the protocol and I said " I like your number" and break into downer frowns.
I kept looking underneath and saw these nice legs and SEXY FEET and
to an underage boy you have SEXY SNEAKERS and nice socks and he thanked me which he said I asked , ARE YOU waiting for the bus as it comes he said, 8:05 AM , and the first one comes along and says this is MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL only and drives off.

The second MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL BUS comes along and I ask where , and I got on as I almost ride it as I acknowledged my FARE as I got on but got off and observed the number on the bus 4214.

A bus comes along going to MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL and says this is primarily a HIGH SCHOOL BUS and when I get off I look at the BUS 4214.
I know how you think ANAL ALAN as you would love to get a MOUNTING VIEW of the underage BOYS AND GIRLS But truthfully being ON THE LEVEL as a FEMALE we IDentify you and JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE soon being a BITCH FAG is in the cards but I love to be a TEACHER.
by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 3, 2021
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Porn level acting

Abbreviated as PLA, the acting is so bad, that it can be the plot of a porno.

Mostly seen as a first person POV cameraman, another person speaks to the camera as if talking to you. They can be talking an a flirty, aggressive, or happy way. The dialogue is very out of place and would unlikely be said in real life scenario.
*insert very un-natural scence of two people people talking*

What the hell is this porn level acting?
by diabolicalcumjar August 21, 2024
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Replacement level

I had to fix it thrice! "Uuuuh... Why is Hilter black guys? Derrrrrr"
Hym "Ha! Yeah. Replacement level."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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