egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 11, 2008

Crack the egg

A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg

Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!

by I don't even know why March 3, 2020

egg on a bean

Egg on a Bean is a slang term used in the lower south of England - mainly the island City of Portsmouth. It is slang for good.

Guy 1: Hey man I just filled those reports for you
Guy 2: Egg on a Bean

by Floorio September 16, 2013

rolling egg

a unique sex position in which the two peole are able to roll over eachother and end up back where they started.
best performed in water.

sallly- we went for a late night swim, and ended up doing the rolling egg. Quite enjoyable

by bigsalllldog January 30, 2009

Cheesy eggs

1. A combination of scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese. Add bacon bits, salt, pepper, or hot sauce as needed.
2. The food of the gods.

A: What do you want to eat?

B: Can you make some cheesy eggs? I love those things.

by LeftUnavenged March 10, 2011

dick eggs

sperm, semen, male ejeculate

I covered her face in my dick eggs......

by THE FRIDIOT August 14, 2014

scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs

Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?

by Spenser C January 31, 2009