Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

tshirt cannon

A vagina

She popped that kid out like a tshirt cannon

by bandhumor January 27, 2012

Cannoner

The wrong way to spell cannoneer this is normally spelt wrong by kindergarten dropouts playing factions and trying to look cool or on oneshotmc trying to say they're a good cannoneer and spell it wrong or flex on "new tech" that isn't actually new.

You're a shit cannoner

by ShesMyBae June 4, 2018

The nit cannon

The nit cannon is when someone has pubic lice and they crawl into your anus and eat the poop and when you have violent anal with someone they will get the nits in the tip of their penis and when they pee they will shoot the nits out

Guy 1: Hey do you want to do anal?
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon

by heixso July 23, 2025

Loaded Cannon

The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.

There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.

by Bobroz April 18, 2021

Butter cannon

The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.

Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.

by SAFDNV July 3, 2010

Pube Cannon

A human males erect penis that, unlike most, is covered with hair.

Sarah: So I went back to Jon's last night.
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross

by thatmanwotsaidthings May 22, 2013