cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.

man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!

by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017

Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

Dusche-Cannon

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.

"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"

by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008

silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

loose cannon

A person, often holding a position of significant responsibility within military, political, or business contexts whose words or actions are considered by some to undermine established objectives of the greater organization.

In our operations handbook, the section with the heading "definitive loose cannon" contains a picture of John Bolton.

by uncletrav June 6, 2018

Cannon

Cannon is a amazing person, and is always there for you when you need them! They also have the fattest ass. They are the best boyfriend to have they will make any other man that sees them jealous. They are caring and loving. And can keep secrets and will also make you laugh when you need it

Cannon is the best person alive!

by Chloebiggersc October 3, 2021

Cannons

The busty blondes you’ll find on the eastern and western coast. These are the girls who are tanned up, and possess rather large and round breast.

Wow! She has a pair of cannons!

by the beard of knowledge January 22, 2022