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Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing

A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing waiting in the Bushes for us.
by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022
mugGet the Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thingmug.

i'm experiencin' some things !

an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !

stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !

the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
by michael foolsley October 8, 2020
mugGet the i'm experiencin' some things !mug.

i take things literally

i dont need to say anything, just look at the example
guy: this game is only played by people who have no life.
another guy: how would they if they are dead?

i take things literally
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
mugGet the i take things literallymug.

things that sound dirty but aren't

masticate
jaculate
tittular
titter
Bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis
I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.

things that sound dirty but aren't
by Jamal4362 February 28, 2008
mugGet the things that sound dirty but aren'tmug.

one thing led to another

a phrase used by people to cut out part of a story that is not necessary, so that they can get to the meat of the story.

Usually used when people are talking about how they got a guy/girl in the sack.
joe: How did it go last night with whatshername ?

Cramer: We went bowling and one thing led to another and I ended up on top of her in my bed with her screaming !
by Vito August 16, 2004
mugGet the one thing led to anothermug.

CLASSIEST THING EVER

The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.
For example,

Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER
by DFEET October 13, 2011
mugGet the CLASSIEST THING EVERmug.

You see the thing is,

The game was rigged from the start.
You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it
by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020
mugGet the You see the thing is,mug.

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