Legan the Penguin is a penguin that loves leggings. He usually doesn’t waddle but when he does he looks retarded.
by liversandmya November 22, 2017
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.
Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.
Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
by Zen Mutty March 29, 2016
This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019
bob: dude look at lulu today isn't she hot!
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..
by ras elias May 05, 2009