"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"
by holyvulpes December 19, 2017
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There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. Everyone else.
A yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.
1. Those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. Everyone else.
A yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.
Jack: Did you hear the neighbor call her husband a dumb little bitch this afternoon?
Jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
Jack: geez, she needs to chill the fuck out
Jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little bitch, just like you
Jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
Jack: geez, she needs to chill the fuck out
Jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little bitch, just like you
by IMfunnyAF June 1, 2018
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by The1and June 3, 2018
Get the yardeka mug.The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.
_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine
_the file clearly says it's your biological son
_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him
_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
_the file clearly says it's your biological son
_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him
_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
by Toroz May 29, 2018
Get the Yard Child mug.Debby: i heard you wanted to fight me
Cameron: you heard right. Bitch wassup
Debby: did you just call me a bitch!! Oh hell nah!!
Cameron:why tf you just standing there? Tuh yard bitch tf
Cameron: you heard right. Bitch wassup
Debby: did you just call me a bitch!! Oh hell nah!!
Cameron:why tf you just standing there? Tuh yard bitch tf
by Sinful.kmp March 10, 2018
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