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Woke

A cult hive mind that follows an ever-changing left-wing ideology that often contradicts itself
Karen is woke, she has no independent thought, instead just blindly supports the current thing
by Furious George 45 April 2, 2024
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woke ‘n’ toke

When you’re woke and smoke herb.
Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.
by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018
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woke

the ironic state of being so hopelessly indoctrinated by the mainstream PC culture of being aggressively anti-establishment, individualistic, tolerant, and overtly aware of every marginalized social demographic that you march in lockstep with the establishment that promotes these false virtues by encouraging you to shed any remnant of individual thought or expression that does not align with the establishment's prescribed virtues, refuse to tolerate any deviation from those virtues in yourself or others, and marginalize others by reducing everyone to nothing more than a collection of immutable traits such as race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Hey! Did you see Marla's new frog/froggy pronouns? Frog identifies as frog after frog saw a 60 minutes exposé about gay, black, female republicans having internalized racist, misogynist tendencies because all gays, blacks, and women are supposed to be democrats. Frog then realized that as a white person frog wasn't oppressed enough to have a valid point of view which made frog sad and want a bath. Then frog realized frog like being in water as much as frog liked being out of the water just like a frog, so frog must be frog! Afterwards, Frog got a promotion at work for being so woke!
by soultrip September 26, 2022
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Woke

Woke : what you said was very offensive, stop mansplaining us!, KILL ALL MEN!

P2: I just liked your shoes bruh
by Madladwhosvlad December 7, 2022
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