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John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
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lewis: malaga version

a boy with uncanny amounts of testosterone who is passionate about darts at pob and his most prized durag. caught whizzing round on a bike in the late hours in Torremolinos and made popular for his reactions to countless mugshots being taken of him
lewis: malaga version: "mate what you fuckin doing mate i dont want you fucking kiwi i just wanted to go pob for some darts
by Bigger than average dog February 28, 2024
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Pulling a Lewy

The incessant health issues of a work collegue that may consist of either no sickenss at all or being moments from death.
Really, Johnno's not "Pulling a Lewy" again is he?
by Grantos Wallacia March 17, 2024
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Lewis Armstrong

A little anime nerd who gets 0 hoes and is a little ginger nonce
Oh look it's the little anime nerd Lewis Armstrong
by anonymous March 23, 2024
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Individual personality in the closest mathematical phrase for its explanation due to forever changing behavior in part to the ability to ration w ones self is, E=mc² / 2. This is also in part to NOT being able to be in an exact spot at the same exact time bc of the infinite possibilities of here to there, so no matter how much any two are alike, the difference in space and time, will always produce a large enough difference that it will present itself at surface of its host.
JUSTIN B LEWIS: THEORY IN INDIVIDUALISM, The reason for the two twins not to like the same ice cream flavor is because #1 dropped his first vanilla cone and ants bit him after he tried picking it up and eating it. After that he never at vanilla again but #2 loves vanilla. I guess u could quote Justin B Lewis:Theory in individualism E= mc² / 2
by Irishinjun7 June 24, 2021
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Lewis

Drinks Stellas on the park bench, causing aggro and upsetting the elderly.
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by LarveyHong June 28, 2021
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Sydney Lewis

One of the nicest, sweetest, funniest girl I know. She’s smart and loves the things I love. Very passionate about there hobbies. Very, very gorgeous gorgeous. She sorta smells like gummy worms and perfume. Honest to the core and heartwarming. Very funny and has great tastes in music and anime. Great cosplays. 10/10 looks, 10/10 personality, 10/10. <33
Person 1: Hey who’s that cute girl down the hall?
Person 2: That’s Sydney Lewis, duh
Person 1: Oh yeah, my bad.
by Fr0gJu1c3_ July 2, 2021
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