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watch?v=7ewtGpyFXuM

A YouTube video showing that Takeoff faked his death.
I watched watch?v=7ewtGpyFXuM and i am in disbelief Takeoff faked his death.
by Kenev January 5, 2024
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Dick Watching

A verb. An action in which a covetous or envious individual is monitoring or speculating over the hoes(men or women) that another individual has in their life. This action is usually commuted out of jealousy or a deep sense of insecurity within oneself.
“Why these niggas dick watching? They always worried about who i’m with. They some bitch ass niggas.”
by smdsmdb February 4, 2024
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Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
by Lizzielou December 8, 2023
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Watch that Bitch Breathe

This phrase is used when one finds themselves in a situation of intense irritation by another party. The feeling is so intense that even the mere breathing of the aforementioned third party is considered infuriating.
Tom says, "I can't believe that she got employed."
Mike replies, "I know, right. Can't believe it either. It's like the company wants to employ idiotic people. I CAN'T STAND HER!"
Tom replies back, " Watch that bitch breathe ... "
by Red Hot Psaila Pepper December 11, 2023
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I don’t watch movies

I don’t watch movies

A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
by monotomgreen December 17, 2023
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is the fbi watching

THEY ARE HERE
HELP
IS THE FBI WATCHING
THEY ARE

THE FBI ARE ONTO ME
HELP
by dsgfawregvdf December 18, 2023
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Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.
Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022
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