car warranty

A false sense of security.

When a car is under warranty and a major part needs to be replaces or fixed the dealership will do everything in their power to prove that it's not their fault. Constantly interrogating, investigating, and lying so they can put the blame on you.

Customer: "...but it should be covered under warranty. The car warranty states it can be repaired at any Taicola Dealership."
Taicola Service Manager: "It states that in the car unity deformation transformation act of 13523 that if you didn't buy your vehicle at this specific dealership we can't fix it. I'm going to have to make some phone calls and I'm going to have the CSI investigate."
Customer: "You're full of shit."

by Michael Valentine March 28, 2006

gay warrior

a game played where the objective is to stick your fingers in another mans bum (above clothes). often a lot of fighting is involved and no hand to ass action.

hey pete, gay warrior.

get off me you fool

by p-dawggg April 8, 2009

Golden State Warriors

former Philly team who had Wilt and won 3 NBA championships; had some decent teams and won their 4th NBA championship while in Oakland, but haven't been the same since the move in '70; no playoff berths since '94

The Warriors looked good in '03. But they'll suck in '04 since they didn't resign their good players.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

protest warrior

1. An individual who crashes protests conducted by stupid and/or evil leftists.
2. The organization of the above..

The protest warrior humiliated the stupid
anti-war activist with questions she could not comprehend.

by Demonslayer December 12, 2003

purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)

James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior

by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003

Vagina Warriors

The most dominant softball team at the University of Minnesota, guaranteed to produce .750 batting averages across the board and at least one web gem per half inning of play. Could potentially pick up any girl that came to watch them play.

The Vagina Warriors play the field both on and off the softball diamond.

by EV9Lightning April 18, 2005

warrior stripe

while a girl is on her period you stick both pointer and middle fingers into her vagina. once your fingers are covered in her period blood you make 2 marks under each eye.

after watching Rambo II i decided to make some warrior stripes. thankfully my girlfriend was on her period.

dan: hey lisa... your on your period right?

lisa: um.... yeah i am. why?

dan: can i make some warrior stripes?

lisa: *sigh* yeah i guess so. just don't get my period blood on the couch again...

by intoodeep January 29, 2010