big willy

"He thinks he's a big willy now that he's in college."

big willy by JGM May 1, 2007

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Creamy Willy

This is basically the same as a Wet Willy except you do it no handed with your cock while cuming in her ear.

After I crammed it in her cram hole, I pulled out and gave her such Creamy Willy she had to use a box of Q-tips to clean it out.

Creamy Willy by Grimmy October 23, 2006

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When a person licks their finger, a'la a wet willy, but instead of slipping it in your ear, goes right for your butt hole.

"Dude, why did I hear you scream so loud last night?"

"That douche nugget, Pete, gave me a silly willy."

Silly Willy by M.TOMP April 26, 2009

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when your penis shrinks after taking cocaine or speed

I got really bad billy willy last night. did you?

billy willy by polsky December 24, 2007

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When a guy sticks his penis in someones ear. Possible variations include but are not limited to wet cock willy or penis cheese cock willy.

Dude, Steve just gave Lisa a cock willy while she was passed out drunk in the shower.

cock willy by Nixxon February 2, 2008

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A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear, often with a slight twisting motion

"That fucktard just gave me a wet willy, what a cunt!"

"See that lint licker over there? Let's go give that asshat a real moist wet willy!"

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The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

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