commercial weed

Street weed, about $20 for 1/8the ounce. It'll get you high, but not nearly as good as hydro or KB.

Dude I only have $10, we'll have to get a dime bag of commercial.

by HydroGrrl December 2, 2004

weed music

music you listen to when you’re high as fuck. microwave music. slow songs that make you feel as high as a kite. you feel like you’re in heaven.

Mitski, Lana Del Rey, and Joji invented weed music.

by fayri July 9, 2019

Yeet Weed

yeet weeds weed you want to chuck away from you as fast as you can because its laced with other drugs like acid or other psychedelics

person 1: "man, that weed Timmy gave me was some bad yeet weed"
person 2: "ok, good to no not to ever buy weed from Timmy"

by kingofweed March 4, 2019

weed cheater

When you have plans with a friend to get high, but first you have to get high before you go over there.

"Hes a weed cheater, and never throws down"

by Zombri corp. July 25, 2014

weed doctor

when you a professional and a scientist in the all things marijuana. you know what delta9 means and what the hell a thricome is.

Hey, my plug knows his shit. He a weed doctor.

Yo man, can you check my weed out? I know you a weed doctor.

What the hell does THC mean? You my weed doctor.

by timbotron March 19, 2021

weed barber

A person who trims Cannabis flowers into tasty smokable treats.

Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.

by Peter L. Harris January 7, 2017

Rumor weed

Where oh where do i begin. Throughout time the rumor weed has terrorized the city of Bumsleburgh spreading rumors throughout its inhabitants. Once defeated by the renown batman like hero, "LARRY BOY" the rumor weed has escaped and moved into the lower Hudson valley of New York. Now the rumor weed is headed to be the biggest meme in all of instagram and might overflow to all social media platforms such as KIK and LIKIDEN. If you haven't heard of this weed you should go follow him on Instagram @I.AM.THE.RUMOR.WEED. she now takes the faces of well known people like Queen Elizabeth and so on. You will not be disappointed. If you look at this and don't follow the rumor weed she will find you and will rape you. She might also send INCEST CHILLI after you so watch out. #rumorsquad

Guy: Have you heard of INCEST CHILLI?
DUDE: you're gay
MAN: Have you guys heard of the Rumor Weed?
Guy and Dude: *stops following INCEST CHILLI and follows the rumor weed*
MAN: *Ascends into rumor weed heaven for spreading the good word*

by the rumor weed February 13, 2019