walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.

Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

m-walk

Known as one of the world top ballers on the streets today, playing for teams such as the Berrow Bats in the Cave, and the K-OS Crew. Reknown for sick jump shots and exacellent passing abilities.

yo, look at m-walk shoot that clean jump shot

by big stig March 31, 2009

Walking o

Stands for walking orgasim. Refers to any person who rates higher then a 10.

God! Shannon is a walking o.

by kriszig February 22, 2005

The Peter Walk

The act of going to "help" a user in work but while going to him/her, he or she will walk really slow while texting or playing a game on their iPhone.

After helping the user, he or she will now walk back 10x slower and randomly stopping while on his or her iPhone.

John: Tom Where are you going?
Tom: To help a user?
John: Ohh, the Peter Walk.

by Joeyo October 25, 2012

Walk-A-Pooh

The act of a Canine taking a shit and continuing to walk instead of the simple, one pile squat. The dog in question will slowly meander while pinching off loaves to which scientists still have no answer as to why.

"Hey man what the hell is wrong with your dog?" "Oh him... he is just a Walk-A-Pooh." Then ironically I have to dawn my plastic glove of shame and follow the trail of shit to an eager and freshly relieved slobber goblin who cannot wait to play ball!

by HTH-Utah October 22, 2010

Walking the Dog

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.

John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...

by Gunga-Zumba-14 November 15, 2019

walk job

walk job when a man sits in a bathtub and puts just the head of his dick above water he then grabs a fly and pulls its wings off and places it on his dick head. the fly will walk around the edge of the water

i was taking a bath when a fly flew close enough to me that had the rare chance to perform a walk job on myself.

by barfupious July 11, 2022