moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

by Tomicide December 31, 2004

waffle god

The "supreme of all waffles and gods", often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.

"I'm a waffle god, respect me peasant"

"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."

by CanIgetuhburgerkingfootlettuce March 17, 2018

waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.

Hey man, want some waffle cum?

by ayylmao3254 February 05, 2018

Nutella waffle

To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)

Dude I nutella waffled your mom so hard last night.

by Skylerlikesmen April 07, 2015

Waffle Top

When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle

Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.

by Unkum March 11, 2019

Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

by Captain Fishbone May 16, 2017

Kraut Waffle

Eating a jar of sauerkraut then shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the screen.

To establish dominance in the dorm Kyle left a kraut waffle in Chad's laptop.

by Craxmoker December 20, 2022