moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

by Tomicide December 30, 2004

Spoogy Waffle

When you cream pie in your partner and they release onto a waffle maker. Then you both eat the waffle.

My girlfriend and I were hungry after so we had a Spoogy Waffle.

by Rebreps November 3, 2023

Waffle Kink

A joke started by quite a few Instagrammers.

-The desire to have sex with a waffle.

"Ay, did you hear that James has a waffle kink?"

by -yoyoyoyohane April 4, 2017

The Waffle Tinkerer

When you blow in a girls vagina so hard that her fallopian tunes inflate and burst like a balloon

I gave a girl the Waffle Tinkerer last night and now she needs intense fallopian tube reconstruction

by TheSlangMasta October 4, 2014

Waffle stomp

It’s where a person shits on a drain that looks like a waffle and stomps it through .

“That was the biggest waffle stomp I’ve ever seen.”

by Big donger November 16, 2019

waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.

Hey man, want some waffle cum?

by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020