An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.
Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.
by Klanservative Christian June 11, 2018
Get the Urban crushmug. A person who only will publish something on Urban Dictionary only if it includes sex, swear words, or drugs.
I made many perfectly good definitions for Urban Dictionary but those Urban Freaks just don't publish them.
by mirmirladybug November 5, 2012
Get the Urban freakmug. UrbanDictionaryception
by ShrekEatsCheesecake June 25, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Joe: Hey Lance, come check out this shoefie!
Lance: What the hell is a shoefie?
Joe: It is an Urban Dictionary word!
Lance: I don't see why we can't just call it a picture.
Joe: Damn It! This word is Urban Useless
Lance: What the hell is a shoefie?
Joe: It is an Urban Dictionary word!
Lance: I don't see why we can't just call it a picture.
Joe: Damn It! This word is Urban Useless
by Arraysion September 19, 2014
Get the Urban Uselessmug. (verb) To rappel from a building, monument, or any other anthropogenic urban structure. Some people do this professionally, cleaning parts that can't be reached any other way and doing other stuff of the sort, while others just freak out.
by hiromu October 27, 2008
Get the urban rappelmug. Similar to a youtube loop, the urban loop is when you are stuck in an alternate dimension for a long period of time going from one interesting/funny definition on Urbandictionary.com to the next.
Girl: Where were you yesterday!? I waited for you for 2 hours at the movies!
Guy: Oh wow, I'm really sorry! I was stuck in an urban loop!
Guy: Oh wow, I'm really sorry! I was stuck in an urban loop!
by Grong February 4, 2010
Get the Urban Loopmug. by Redsoxsuck04 August 21, 2014
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.