someone who try's to hard, pretends to b someone else, lets ppl use them, is a complet fuck wit, doesn't relise that ppl dont actually like him, so screwed up in the head that there is so much more that could b typed but cbf n doesn't deserve the time
by on behalf of everyone :P October 16, 2008
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Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
by Jonahko March 7, 2013
Get the tool time mug.an imcompetant asshole, usually a male in the oneal junior class, who's life is so vapid they feel they must resort to quazi-analyzing the relationship of the only reasonable females in their grade for entertainment purposes, jealousy or an attempt to prove their apathetic nature to other males, which in reality is found lacking.
Nick, weston, and mike are the ideal oneal tools because their lives lack individuality and excitement, and therefore they feel they must all joke about the only reasonable girls in their grade, so that their relationships with each other are classically strengthened by putting others down.
by FATJANET February 18, 2004
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by LB30 May 8, 2008
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by Hawkslover July 14, 2009
Get the Ginger Tool mug.The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.
I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).
That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
by garyp December 28, 2005
Get the tool shed mug.a poser; one who pretends to have something one doesn't have; anyone that refuses to don legitimate apparel accurately reflecting her soon-to-be-baller-status, instead deeming it wise to wear graphic t-shirts inscribed with lies, making claims such as "I have your two tickets to the gun show", with arrows pointing to each arm
K: "Dude, did you see Lexi today? With that "gun-show" t-shirt on? How come she didn't just wear her basketball jersey, seeing as she was about to go play 3-on-3?
S: I don't even know. That girl is such a TOOL.
K: Tell me about it!
S: I don't even know. That girl is such a TOOL.
K: Tell me about it!
by Duke0001 April 29, 2007
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