the enlargement of one's stomach right after eating thanksgiving dinner, usually involving too much turkey
by chubsman November 28, 2009
Clasping of the testicles in the hole made by touching the index finger to the thumb. The scrotum is stretched across the testicles and lays on the side of the hand; by gently squeezing the finger and thumb closer together it appears if the "heart" is beating.
by Baliho December 31, 2009
by zwasbk613 November 01, 2016
Unique or unexpected.
Can be used in a complimentary, insulting, or generic way.
Generally it is used to convey a level of awesomeness.
A starfish on a turkey is not a common sight and so this phrase should not be used lightly. It is used in moments of extreme surprise and overwhelming awesomeness.
Can be used in a complimentary, insulting, or generic way.
Generally it is used to convey a level of awesomeness.
A starfish on a turkey is not a common sight and so this phrase should not be used lightly. It is used in moments of extreme surprise and overwhelming awesomeness.
"I don't mean to be rude, but you look like a starfish on a turkey." (Interpreted as a complement, your looks are surprisingly beautiful.)
"I was not expecting that book to be so good, it was like a starfish on a turkey" (Only proper if you expected the book to be horrible and ended up being amazing beyond words.)
"Boo!"
"STARFISH ON A TURKEY! You really startled me!"
"I was not expecting that book to be so good, it was like a starfish on a turkey" (Only proper if you expected the book to be horrible and ended up being amazing beyond words.)
"Boo!"
"STARFISH ON A TURKEY! You really startled me!"
by glamacitingessenya March 28, 2013
Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.
by TasteyTown February 05, 2010
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Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.
Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.
Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.
It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.
Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.
It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.
by two lips April 20, 2010