Bare Traffic

When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic

(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad

You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie

by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024

General Traffic

Bland cars that fail to stand out amongst other vehicles.

“Have you seen the new Golf R?
Yeah apparently it’s quite fast but it looks like general traffic

by aidanfrd September 30, 2024

Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat

“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”

by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024

Oncoming Traffic

1. Literal cars driving toward you on a road.

2. A gay or straight woman clocking and attempting to pick up you or your friend — especially after one (1) margarita.

“One drink in and now I’m steering her away from oncoming traffic.”
“Wait—actual traffic, or a dangerous looking woman?”

by RockyRaccoon February 7, 2026

Bosnian traffic cone

The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.

Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.

by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025

Aiden Trafford

Peak human

That man is so sexy and cool, He is such an Aiden Trafford

by NettspendDiddy May 8, 2025

Nigger trafficking

Basically human trafficking but y'know niggers and it is used for people who are disrespecting a racist gang

"hey homes fuck you! We will cut you up homie!"

"nah nigga time for nigger trafficking tyrone get the scalpel and body bag we need a picture frame too!"

"nooNoooooOooooooooo!!"
"let's commit some nigger trafficking!"
"ok David Duke!

by dickfucker664 June 19, 2025