Midas Touch

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler

"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler

by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010

finishing touch

when your getting a massage from a poorly literate asain woman and you slip her a fifty and she gives you a handjob

your retarded brother gave my uncle a finishing touch

by AJ Matthews (DM) October 12, 2003

Nipple Touch

A move with a cross between two moves, done much like the pounding of fists like giving someone some dog, and the second of like a chest slam. When two girls arch their backs and touch boobs in an action much like that, Whilst screaming in a half sarcastic half valley girl accent "NIPPLE TOUCH!" A BFF Move between two girls.

Ashley: I got us tickets to that show you were so excited about!
Kaleigh: No way!?!

NIPPLE TOUCH!

by getwiththefuture April 6, 2009

cheb touch

A game played at concerts, where one positions one's self, to be touched by the girl behind you's wordchebs/word. See also wordknob touch/word

"I played cheb touch with some girl all the way through that concert."
"Dude, she's a munt"
"Doesn't matter, thats the beauty of cheb touch. She had nice chebs, and that was the end of our relationship."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

Knuckle Touch

A touch of the knuckles to smooth something really douchy that you've done.

Friend #1: (Hits his friend really hard)
Friend #2: What the fuck man.
Friend #1: That was for earlier, knuckle touch?
Friend #2: (Touches knuckle) Yeah, its all good.

by The Jock 17 January 20, 2011

I'll be in touch

Used at the end of a date (particularly prevalent in internet dating circles)

"I'm not into you, you will never see me again, forget me and make other plans"

"Great to meet you. I'll be in touch"

by Fi in the uk October 30, 2007

It didn't touch the sides

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

by CalSouth March 11, 2015