egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 11, 2008

egg mcmuffdive

an alternative form of egg mcmuffin

At a Mcdonalds Drive Thru: "Yeah, let me get 2 hash browns, and orange juice, and an egg mcmuffdive."

by You know who it is. March 29, 2008

rolling egg

a unique sex position in which the two peole are able to roll over eachother and end up back where they started.
best performed in water.

sallly- we went for a late night swim, and ended up doing the rolling egg. Quite enjoyable

by bigsalllldog January 30, 2009

scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs

Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?

by Spenser C January 31, 2009

dick eggs

sperm, semen, male ejeculate

I covered her face in my dick eggs......

by THE FRIDIOT August 14, 2014

Eggs-Benny

When describing something that's exorbitantly priced - from the abbreviated term for expensive, spenny - this adjective references the generally overpriced brunch item: Eggs Benedict (traditionally a poached egg served on toasted bread, drowned in hollandaise).

Hey do you want to see Aziz Ansari's LIVE stand-up this weekend?

~I don't know man, that shit is eggs-benny..

by Yolo68 May 26, 2019

Egg man

Dr. Gabor

That Gabor is a total egg man!

by displeased chicken April 10, 2017