full-part-time job

Any job that is, by the company, officially considered part time, but in order to keep the job, you actually have to work full-time hours illegaly and there isn't anything you can do about it because you're too much of a pussy to say anything.

Friend 1: You wanna hang this weekend?

Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.

Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?

Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.

by slamm3r August 7, 2012

urban dictionary time

exclamation for whenever someone invents a new word

A. Don't forget we are meeting for lunch?

B. You reminded me about that already! Are you paranoid that I'll forget? It's like... paranoid nagging! It's "paranoigging"!

A. Urban dictionary time!

by Doctor Science March 6, 2014

Amazon Prime and Sexy Time

Like Netflix and chill, just more refined and expensive

Girl: 'Netflix and chill?'
Guy: 'Noooo, Amazon prime and sexy time is more my thing'

by THE_PARKINATOR November 17, 2016

It's time

When it's time to do something, you can use it in various contexts.

When it's 4:20
"It's time (to smoke)"
When you bored at school
"It's time (to quit)"
When you are hungry as fuck.
"It's time (to eat)"

by GMDM October 11, 2018

Black Standard Time

A time frame in which black people arrive incredibly late.

Yo man Jamal was on black standard time last night got to the club hella late

by Iwassomeoneonce July 14, 2019

Mormon Standard Time

Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.

The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.

by Sickle Mode August 22, 2019

Razzle dazzle time

It means it's time to razzle and dazzle. And to just dump a bucket of sparkles on somebody.

Lance/Me: Hey Dash.
Dash: Yeah?
Lance/Me: You know what time it is?
Dash: ..4:30pm?
Lance/Me: Nope. IT'S RAZZLE DAZZLE TIME!
Dash: Oh no..
Lance/Me: *dumps a bucket of sparkles on Dash*

by .~*+ Lance McClain +*~. August 24, 2019