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Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.
Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu
by peace808yo September 9, 2010
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Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.
Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!
by kuckky August 4, 2022
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Simone

I wish I can clap like simone
by Jayhundo June 8, 2021
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Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud
good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???
by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020
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Simonic Nihilism

The belief that even if life is meaningless, we still choose to fight, to feel, to create—not because it changes the outcome, but because that’s what makes us human. It’s the defiance of giving in to emptiness, the quiet scream against the void. It’s crying out to the universe not for answers, but to be heard. It’s embracing the chaos, the heartbreak, and the beauty of existing, all while knowing none of it was promised.
When I read his poetry, it wasn’t just existential dread—it was Simonic Nihilism: the refusal to be silenced, even when no one is listening.
by userblank264972 March 22, 2025
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Simon

He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.
" he didn't realise that one girl is enough, he's such a simon"
by Ushouldnotknowmyname January 6, 2017
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Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”
by The master cock November 24, 2021
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