touch grass

something fortnite kids need to do

Fortnite kids need to get their ass off of their PC and go touch grass

by Obama Bin Laden April 15, 2023

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Touch grass

Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!

Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

grass lighting

Its gas light buy with weed

you are tricking a person changing there outlook because they are smoking weed

Rosita Jim is Grass lighting you

by mushroomjoint November 22, 2022

on the right side of the grass

You are not dead and buried yet

As long as you are on the right side of the grass I will stick around

by Pontifex IV October 10, 2017

magic grass

the shit that lauri preller says he doesn't smoke.

"Yo man, Do you smoke that magic grass?"
Lauri Preller : No.

by magicmike911 June 20, 2019

Ass grass

Ass pubes

Nice ass grass jon

by Hossengrassen January 16, 2023