Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

Grass

The green stuff on the ground ; something people on Rule 34 have no idea exists

Look at that grass it’s beao

by UltraIsaiahEverything February 17, 2022

Boo Grass

Ghetto ahh food

I think he needs a doctor after eating that boo grass ahh food.

by Porter Poo October 23, 2023

cup de grass

like coup de grace, but heard thru a text-to-speech test.

Guy: what does cup de grass mean?
Girl: you mean coup de grace?
Guy: not really.

by Pola4ix February 3, 2022

there’s hella grass outside

there’s hella grass outside

there’s hella grass outside

by slapboichild September 6, 2022

dream grass

The translated name for a studious, well-presented, crazy son-of-a-gun, chopstick lover that enJOYs a good ol' houdini.

"Have you seen dream grass today?"
"Dream grass is soooo cute"
"I just gave dream grass the best houdini of life"

by Alyfran April 17, 2009

The Grass Ain’t Greener

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

by E-lA September 5, 2023