A grim euphemism referring to the pervasive and often hidden danger of unexploded ordnance (UXO) in various Asian countries, particularly those impacted by the Vietnam and Korean Wars. The term highlights the significant number of dormant landmines and other explosive remnants of war that continue to litter landscapes, posing a severe threat to civilian populations. The "flower" aspect of the phrase alludes to the appearance of certain mine triggers or fuzes that protrude from the ground, bearing a superficial resemblance to a blooming flower, thus deceptively blending into the natural environment. This term underscores the deadly legacy of conflict and the ongoing humanitarian crisis caused by these unseen hazards.
"In some parts of Southeast Asia, a walk through the fields can be a real minefield of 'Oriental Flowers,' though thankfully, they rarely have much of a fragrance."
by HELSeker June 16, 2025

1. Dishwasher
2. (slur) A performative feminist liberal who is hell-bent on niggling over culture war talking points and probably idolizes Hillary Clinton.
2. (slur) A performative feminist liberal who is hell-bent on niggling over culture war talking points and probably idolizes Hillary Clinton.
by martin looter king jr. December 18, 2021

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.
(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.
random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

Someone who is really into flowers and their different parts, and I mean really into flowers... like really really into flowers.
Jim: Hey man why are you drooling?
Shawn: Look at that stem... and the pedals.. god damn im in a rut right now... I think ima flower-sexual
Shawn: Look at that stem... and the pedals.. god damn im in a rut right now... I think ima flower-sexual
by SilkySand January 13, 2023

by KillerGriller31 October 8, 2009

by Opossum123 February 11, 2021

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."
Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
by qac_3 November 5, 2010
