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Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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Mandem Farts

When one of the crodies rips an absolutely stinky fart near you. The person farting is often gang-affiliated (or pretends to be)
Yo fam what’s that smell?”

Probably just Mandem Farts”
by CK2neat April 20, 2022
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fart hadouken

To fart in ones hands and push it forcefully in someones face whilst shouting hadouken.
"Oh my god he just totally fart hadoukened me!"
by Njones91 June 27, 2016
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fart tracks

When you fart so much, your panties are stained with poop particles.
When I took off my panties they were covered in fart tracks.
by Miranda816 April 27, 2015
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virgin fart

The audible passing of gas through the anus whose sound is characteristic of one who has not experienced anal penetration during anal sex.
Person 1: *farts audibly*

Person 2: "Virgin fart! Such youthful innocence!
by Chet Mannly March 19, 2019
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Aussie Fart

A fart of any duration which ends on a higher note than it started, therefore giving it the air of a question.
''Hey dude, did you say something?''
''Sorry mate, it was just an Aussie fart.''
by Grimblette September 5, 2016
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Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.
Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case
by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016
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