Fanny-Whacker

Fanny Whacker refers to one's parents. If you grew up before spanking your children was band. Your parents were called fanny whackers

Hey Mark quit doing that, here comes the fanny-whackers!

by fanny whacked February 3, 2010

Fanny Bone

The act of a female giving a male a dead leg by pressing her pelvic bone against his leg

Fiona gave Sam a Fanny Bone and he could barely stand after.

by Chris Provan August 27, 2025

dangle fanny

The awkward squirming motion a girl must perform in bed in order
to make him sleep on the wet patch.

I was so into it last night I didn't even notice her dangle fanny maneuver set us to my side before the big finale.

by Greubar June 15, 2017

Fanny pack

A group of wastemen driving a batty waggon

Mate don't start with me, at least I aint part of your fanny pack

by Lip noodle October 3, 2017

Fanny

Pussy

My fanny smells fishy

by Isnotfiveweenies August 1, 2021

fanny pack five

A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.

When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".

by anoneomas March 22, 2019

Fanny Hamlett

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.

“Stop being a fanny hamlett”

by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023